The ‘12 Days of Christmas’
What would the holidays be without the ‘12 Days if Christmas?’ Well, I guess we could live without one more Christmas carol, but I’d have less material to parody. If you read my Ode to Debt then you know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t, well sit back and enjoy as I poke a little fun at the banking industry!
On the first day of Christmas my bank did give to me
a checking account with an overdraft fee.
On the second day of Christmas my bank did give to me
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee.
On the third day of Christmas my bank did give to me
three piggy banks
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee.
On the fourth day of Christmas my bank did give to me
four my-ste-ry fees
three piggy banks
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee.
On the fifth day of Christmas my bank did give to me
five bou-unced checks
four my-ste-ry fees
three piggy banks
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee.
On the sixth day of Christmas my bank did give to me
six bankers yapping
five bou-unced checks
four my-ste-ry fees
three piggy banks
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee.
On the seventh day of Christmas my bank did give to me
seven stations closing
six bankers yapping
five bou-unced checks
four my-ste-ry fees
three piggy banks
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee.
On the eighth day of Christmas my bank did give to me
eight angry customers
seven stations closing
six bankers yapping
five bou-unced checks
four my-ste-ry fees
three piggy banks
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee.
On the ninth day of Christmas my bank did give to me
nine times a headache
eight angry customers
seven stations closing
six bankers yapping
five bou-unced checks
four my-ste-ry fees
three piggy banks
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee
On the tenth day of Christmas my bank did give to me
ten slips to fill in
nine times a headache
eight angry customers
seven stations closing
six bankers yapping
five bou-unced checks
four my-ste-ry fees
three piggy banks
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my bank did give to me
eleven denial letters
ten slips to fill in
nine times a headache
eight angry customers
seven stations closing
six bankers yapping
five bou-unced checks
four my-ste-ry fees
three piggy banks
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my bank did give to me
twelve credit inquiries
eleven denial letters
ten forms to fill in
nine times a headache
eight angry customers
seven stations closing
six bankers yapping
five bou-unced checks
four my-ste-ry fees
three piggy banks
two debit cards
and a checking account with an overdraft fee.
Happy Holidays!
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Very cute! Good job.
Yikes, sounds like a pretty crappy Christmas – Sorry Dude