Credit Card Execution (Part 2)
General Fritz and Gary are no more.
Warning: The following photos are explicit and disturbing – do not click unless you have a strong stomach!
The General and Gary awaiting execution in the ‘Cookie Tray of Justice’
Inserted into the (very greasy) ‘Oven of Death’
The Oven of Death is sealed tight and set to it’s maximum temperature of 250 degrees celsius. A quiet sobbing was heard from within.
T + 4 minutes – both Gary and the Butcher of Berlin are looking distinctly droopy.
T + 7 minutes – Gary’s skin has been completely stripped away (I told you the photos would be graphic!) and the General is no longer visible…
A better view at T + 7 minutes. The General is looking a little worse for wear…
Execution complete at T + 10 minutes – removed from the Oven of Death. Both Gary and the General gave off some rather toxic smelling fumes as they were taken out.
And Gary seems to have left some residue on the Cookie Tray of justice that will require many hours of hard scrubbing to remove. Even in death he has found a way to cause me pain. Bravo Gary, Bravo.
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Oh, this was too funny! I know all about the pain of scrubbing “Cookie Trays of Justice”!